Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Anti Joke

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