Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

The FCC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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