How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Jeff

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Women's rights

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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