Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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