- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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