- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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