- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Justin Beiber

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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