A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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WNBA

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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