one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

12 niqqa 12.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

batman farted so hes retarded

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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