roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Asian women drivers...

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

what to call someone thats gay zak

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Here's a joke for you, my life...

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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