- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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