- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Camerons hair is Curly..

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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