9/11

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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