A American seeking into mexico

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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rent a cops

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Racial Equality

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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8=> >->-o

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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