- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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