How did th-A fridge.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Knock knock come in.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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