- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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