What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Jews

butt sex

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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