- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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