- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

your so fat. your fat!

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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