What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

N-E Pats never cheated

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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