civil rights

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Nobody cares maddie!

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

A miserable man committed suicide.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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