Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What is the difference?

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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