There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

thumb_up thumb_down -20

69

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

thumb_up thumb_down -20

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A miserable man committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops