There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

wael.. nuff said

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Sarah Palin.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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