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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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