- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

I hate blackniggers

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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