What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

#Hanging Degus

Andoni was here

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

If you were a pie I'd eat you

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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