- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Wait! hundred billions!

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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