What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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oh hey.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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