I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

So a blonde walks into a wall...

A black man has a job.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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