- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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