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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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