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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

wanna hear a joke? yes

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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