What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Neil is a reterd.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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