- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

whats my name? Matt

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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