Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Wenis Penis

Good job, son.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Dumbledore dies.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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