Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...