- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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