Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Japan

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Women's rights.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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