- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Caramel Boing.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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