- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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