whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

gingers

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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