I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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