Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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