- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

the economy.

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