What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

YOU

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

aodhan hearty

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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