laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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