- Anti Joke

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage