- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What fires shots? A gun

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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