- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

all the kids had fun

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

justin beiber sucks

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

You sick fiend

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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