the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Your mums a potato

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Anti Joke

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