- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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