What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Tucker Rivera

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Gus's mom

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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