- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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