Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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