Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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